{"id":1621,"date":"2009-03-08T20:58:20","date_gmt":"2009-03-09T04:58:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1621"},"modified":"2009-07-23T18:21:13","modified_gmt":"2009-07-24T02:21:13","slug":"a-friend-for-erin-wasson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-friend-for-erin-wasson\/","title":{"rendered":"A Friend For Erin Wasson!"},"content":{"rendered":"

While dutifully checking out the monotonous stream of new arrivals at Revolve<\/a>, I was drawn to the price of these pants: $429. What the hell? Then I saw the name of the designer, Kimberly Ovitz<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

If you live in L.A., you know that Mike Ovitz is a legendary Hollywood Bigshot who blamed his ultimate downfall on Hollywood’s “gay mafia.” He was a notorious bully and tyrant when he ran CAA.<\/p>\n

Now, his daughter Kimberly has produced a “lifestyle collection for women…” \u00a0 “which embodies Ovitz\u2019s personal style, and reflections of the minimalist art and design she was exposed to while growing up in Los Angeles. The concept of her first collection is \u201cLadies at the country house having a punk party and raiding the stable\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n

Good for you, Kimberly. I’m sure you worked very hard to launch your new line of minimalist clothing, and I know that your trip to France after dropping out of Parsons<\/a> to “apprentice” at Chanel had nothing whatsoever to do with your dad.<\/p>\n

Please enjoy Kimberly’s biography here<\/a> at her company website. It is a treasure trove of poor syntax and misspelling.<\/p>\n

Somehow I see a meeting of the minds, so to speak, between Kimberly Ovitz and Erin “Homeless” Wasson. I like to imagine them snorting a few lines and then talking about how sick the new Balenciaga boots are.<\/p>\n

If they haven’t met, I want to hook them up! I am an inveterate matchmaker, ask anyone. In fact, when my matches haven’t been disastrous, they have worked out very nicely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"