{"id":165,"date":"2006-10-12T15:42:54","date_gmt":"2006-10-12T23:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2006\/10\/12\/madonna-bete-noir\/"},"modified":"2006-10-12T15:42:54","modified_gmt":"2006-10-12T23:42:54","slug":"madonna-bete-noir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/madonna-bete-noir\/","title":{"rendered":"Madonna, Bete Noir"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"kill-madonna.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/kill-madonna.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image164\" height=\"86\" alt=\"kill-madonna.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/kill-madonna.thumbnail.jpg?fit=640%2C86\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>&nbsp;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I think that Madonna was put here on earth to torment me personally. Just when I feel I couldn\u2019t hate her more, she pulls me back in\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Now, she has adopted a one year old boy from Malawi whose impoverished father says he is happy that his son will have a good life in America with Madonna and Guy. WHAT?!?&nbsp;\u00a0 I am fucking stunned. The boy\u2019s mother died shortly after he was born, and his father, unable to care for him, took him to an orphanage. Now, the father says that Madonna has promised to stay in touch with him.<\/p>\n<p>Madonna, couldn\u2019t you just give that father some money to raise his own son, or did you need that particular kid for a souvenir? Couldn\u2019t you get an actual orphan?<\/p>\n<p>God, I hate you, Madonna. The muscles, the crucifix, the English accent, now this.&nbsp;\u00a0Please just leave the planet.<br \/>\n&nbsp;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;\u00a0 Sometimes I think that Madonna was put here on earth to torment me personally. Just when I feel I couldn\u2019t hate her more, she pulls me back in\u2026 Now, she has adopted a one year old boy from Malawi &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/madonna-bete-noir\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,5,8,7],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2F","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}