{"id":1695,"date":"2009-03-23T19:57:27","date_gmt":"2009-03-24T03:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1695"},"modified":"2009-03-23T19:57:27","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T03:57:27","slug":"my-fat-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/my-fat-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"My Fat Ass!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/my-fat-ass-tshirt.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1696\" title=\"my-fat-ass-tshirt\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/my-fat-ass-tshirt.jpeg?resize=240%2C240\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/my-fat-ass-tshirt.jpeg?w=240&amp;ssl=1 240w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/my-fat-ass-tshirt.jpeg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I was very pleased to hear that poor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politico.com\/blogs\/anneschroeder\/0309\/Meghan_McCain_Kiss_my_fat_ass.html\" target=\"_blank\">Megan McCain<\/a> told that bitch Laura Ingraham to kiss her fat ass! I thought about it as I trudged through a shitload of &#8216;Obey&#8217; products on Karmaloop while checking our the new products. &#8220;Obey my fat ass!&#8221; I said aloud to my computer. Voila, a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/DonotObey\" target=\"_blank\">t-shirt<\/a> is born.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of my fat ass, I received the boyfriend jeans that I won courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fashionherald.org\/2009\/03\/da-winner.html\" target=\"_blank\">fashion herald<\/a>! The irony of this prize cannot be overstated. I am thrilled. They are really loose and saggy. They won&#8217;t stay up without a belt.<\/p>\n<p>So what should I <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">wear<\/span> rock with the boyfriend jeans? I know I&#8217;m supposed to rock some fierce shoes, and I will if I have to. But what are my other options? What kind of top or jacket would you like to see me rock with them?&nbsp;\u00a0 Help a Sister out with this. I will attempt to model the best suggestions (contingent on my existing wardrobe of course.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was very pleased to hear that poor Megan McCain told that bitch Laura Ingraham to kiss her fat ass! I thought about it as I trudged through a shitload of &#8216;Obey&#8217; products on Karmaloop while checking our the new &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/my-fat-ass\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,8,1,6],"tags":[341,532],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-rl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1695"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1695"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1695\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}