{"id":1716,"date":"2009-03-28T20:58:25","date_gmt":"2009-03-29T04:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1716"},"modified":"2009-03-28T20:58:25","modified_gmt":"2009-03-29T04:58:25","slug":"david-duff-samurai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/david-duff-samurai\/","title":{"rendered":"David Duff, Samurai"},"content":{"rendered":"

Once upon a time, a Crazy Russian Bitch<\/strong> launched a bizarre attack on me on a blog<\/a> I visited. Then, she started attacking me on her own blog, mocking the way I wrote about my broken pelvis. She blocked me from commenting on these personal attacks, and she finally became so belligerent about me on the first blog that she ended up in a feud with its authors.<\/p>\n

Then, she mocked me to one of her readers, David Duff<\/a><\/strong>. I found David Duff’s blog and left a friendly comment there.<\/p>\n

The Crazy Russian Woman was beside herself. When Mr. Duff refused to be discourteous to me, she was furious. She wrote a post about why he was a bastard, and why she was deleting him from her blogroll! \u00a0 Ooooooh!<\/p>\n

Since then, she has written a vicious post about another blogger who has cancer and had inadvertently enraged her by turning to God.<\/p>\n

She has continued to behave like a crazy African dictator, so obviously she can often be enjoyed just for her delusional arrogance. Here<\/a>, she calls Obama a ‘socialist piece of shit.’<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, David Duff has continued to defend my honor by maintaining a civil and warm cyber-friendship with me despite the fearsome wrath of Her Craziness.<\/p>\n

The internet can be full of potholes for the unwary, but it’s nice when someone turns out to be a true gentleman, even if he’s an archconservative. David Duff is therefore the first recipient of the Sister Wolf Samurai Award<\/strong>. All hail him!<\/p>\n

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