{"id":1770,"date":"2009-04-09T23:24:15","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T07:24:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1770"},"modified":"2009-04-09T23:24:15","modified_gmt":"2009-04-10T07:24:15","slug":"meet-my-betrothed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/meet-my-betrothed\/","title":{"rendered":"Meet My Betrothed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/sinha-stanic-pearly-dress.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1769\" title=\"sinha-stanic-pearly-dress\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/sinha-stanic-pearly-dress-195x300.jpg?resize=195%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/sinha-stanic-pearly-dress.jpg?resize=195%2C300&amp;ssl=1 195w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/sinha-stanic-pearly-dress.jpg?w=392&amp;ssl=1 392w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 195px) 100vw, 195px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stylebubble.co.uk\/style_bubble\/2009\/04\/pearly-queens.html\" target=\"_blank\">Susie B<\/a> has alerted us to the pearly glory of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinhastanic.com\/shows\/index.html?show=aw2009-10&amp;page=2&amp;gallery=runway&amp;age=0\" target=\"_blank\">Sinha-Stanic<\/a> collection for A\/W 2009-2010.<\/p>\n<p>I hate trendy fashion terminology, and a fresh new hatred has blossomed in my Hatred Garden&nbsp; for people who say of some garment: &#8220;It has stolen my heart.&#8221; I&#8217;m serious. I can&#8217;t stand it.<\/p>\n<p>But, seeing this dress, all I can say is, I want to marry it.<\/p>\n<p>Here are the White Stripes in their custom made pearly outfits, a photo that almost makes me go mmmmmm out loud.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/whitestripes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1771\" title=\"whitestripes\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/whitestripes-225x300.jpg?resize=225%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/whitestripes.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/whitestripes.jpg?w=382&amp;ssl=1 382w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Susie! I&#8217;m definitely getting some of this shit for the attic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Susie B has alerted us to the pearly glory of the Sinha-Stanic collection for A\/W 2009-2010. I hate trendy fashion terminology, and a fresh new hatred has blossomed in my Hatred Garden&nbsp; for people who say of some garment: &#8220;It &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/meet-my-betrothed\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[549,548,550],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-sy","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1770"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}