{"id":1804,"date":"2009-04-15T23:14:35","date_gmt":"2009-04-16T07:14:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1804"},"modified":"2009-04-15T23:14:35","modified_gmt":"2009-04-16T07:14:35","slug":"the-sister-wolf-situation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-sister-wolf-situation\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sister Wolf Situation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/cathlic-school-pic.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1805\" title=\"cathlic-school-pic\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/cathlic-school-pic-299x272.jpg?resize=299%2C272\" alt=\"\" width=\"299\" height=\"272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/cathlic-school-pic.jpg?resize=299%2C272&amp;ssl=1 299w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/cathlic-school-pic.jpg?w=582&amp;ssl=1 582w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 299px) 100vw, 299px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Once, Sister Wolf had a great job. She sat on her ass and wrote stuff and got paid a very nice salary.<\/p>\n<p>Then, oh no, the fucking economy! Her job was cruelly taken away. Poor Sister Wolf!<\/p>\n<p>Having no income can be a real bummer. While Sister Wolf scrambles to find gainful employment, she will be accepting patronage, as per that big black box on the right hand column.<\/p>\n<p>Try to forgive Sister Wolf.&nbsp;\u00a0 She means well, mostly. Non-patrons can just say a little prayer to <a href=\"http:\/\/saints.sqpn.com\/saint-cajetan\/\" target=\"_blank\">Saint Cajetan<\/a>, the patron saint of the unemployed.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/saint-cajetan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1806\" title=\"saint-cajetan\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/saint-cajetan-165x300.jpg?resize=165%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"165\" height=\"300\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once, Sister Wolf had a great job. She sat on her ass and wrote stuff and got paid a very nice salary. Then, oh no, the fucking economy! Her job was cruelly taken away. Poor Sister Wolf! Having no income &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-sister-wolf-situation\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[11],"tags":[561,455],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-t6","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1804"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}