{"id":1809,"date":"2009-04-16T21:21:06","date_gmt":"2009-04-17T05:21:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1809"},"modified":"2009-04-16T21:21:06","modified_gmt":"2009-04-17T05:21:06","slug":"7-jeans-protecting-their-ass-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/7-jeans-protecting-their-ass-mine\/","title":{"rendered":"7 Jeans: Protecting Their Ass &#038; Mine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/my-butt-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1811\" title=\"my-butt-2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/my-butt-2-224x300.jpg?resize=224%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/my-butt-2.jpg?resize=224%2C300&amp;ssl=1 224w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/my-butt-2.jpg?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;The denim company 7 For All Mankind is <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/daily\/fashion\/2009\/04\/7_for_all_mankind_files_lawsui.html?mid=fashion-alert--20090416\" target=\"_blank\">suing<\/a> manufacturers who are knocking off their ass-embroidery branding&#8230;.[they] filed a lawsuit against InDesign Apparel and Oleg Cassini for producing a line with back pockets that look exactly the same as their trademarked swoop and swirl.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t even know how flattering this brand is until I asked my husband to take a photo of my ass.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m ready to testify for 7 jeans, should I be called upon to bring my ass as evidence.<\/p>\n<p>~<\/p>\n<p>p.s. Let us not forget there are idiots roaming the earth, and for them I suggest these limited edition Nudie Jeans for $699 at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tobi.com\/product\/17736-nudie-jeans-lab-joe-straight-leg-jeans-in-nudie-lab-7-denim-bootcut?color_id=21176#ref=plroll\" target=\"_blank\">Tobi.com<\/a>. Epic, right?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/overpriced-nudie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1817\" title=\"overpriced-nudie\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/overpriced-nudie-300x211.jpg?resize=300%2C211\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"211\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/overpriced-nudie.jpg?resize=300%2C211&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/overpriced-nudie.jpg?w=695&amp;ssl=1 695w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The denim company 7 For All Mankind is suing manufacturers who are knocking off their ass-embroidery branding&#8230;.[they] filed a lawsuit against InDesign Apparel and Oleg Cassini for producing a line with back pockets that look exactly the same as their &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/7-jeans-protecting-their-ass-mine\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,8],"tags":[420,341,563,562],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-tb","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1809"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1809"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1809\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}