{"id":1834,"date":"2009-04-20T14:18:38","date_gmt":"2009-04-20T22:18:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1834"},"modified":"2009-04-20T14:19:30","modified_gmt":"2009-04-20T22:19:30","slug":"ive-saved-you-11350","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/ive-saved-you-11350\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve Saved You $11,350!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/michael-jackson-costume.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1835\" title=\"michael-jackson-costume\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/michael-jackson-costume-137x300.jpg?resize=137%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"137\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/michael-jackson-costume.jpg?resize=137%2C300&amp;ssl=1 137w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/michael-jackson-costume.jpg?w=284&amp;ssl=1 284w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 137px) 100vw, 137px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/beyonce-in-balmain.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1839\" title=\"beyonce-in-balmain\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/beyonce-in-balmain-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t need to spend $11,400 on that stupid <a href=\"http:\/\/www.net-a-porter.com\/product\/41597\" target=\"_blank\">Balmain<\/a> military jacket!&nbsp;\u00a0 Why not look stupid for only <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandsonsale.com\/ca-012585.html\" target=\"_blank\">$39.99<\/a> in this fancy gold-trimmed Michael Jackson Costume?!<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re welcome!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You don&#8217;t need to spend $11,400 on that stupid Balmain military jacket!&nbsp;\u00a0 Why not look stupid for only $39.99 in this fancy gold-trimmed Michael Jackson Costume?! You&#8217;re welcome!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[569,568,567],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-tA","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1834"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}