{"id":1844,"date":"2009-04-21T16:32:54","date_gmt":"2009-04-22T00:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1844"},"modified":"2009-04-21T16:32:54","modified_gmt":"2009-04-22T00:32:54","slug":"the-girls-i-want-to-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-girls-i-want-to-be\/","title":{"rendered":"The Girls I Want To Be"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Whenever I need to learn something new, I turn to Susan<\/a>. If it’s cool, she knows about it. She introduced me to photographer Jennifer Tzar<\/a>, whose photos tend to have an air of otherworldy nostalgia. This girl with the purple hive is exactly<\/strong><\/em> who I want to be!<\/p>\n

I now realize that I’ve snagged lots of pictures of Girls I Want To Be. Here’s another one.<\/p>\n

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She’s wearing a skirt I’ve seen on Amanda Palmer<\/a>, and god know I’d like to be Amanda Palmer! This next one is in the same ballpark, but with Natalia Brilli accessories.<\/p>\n

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Now, this one is a little scary but she’s still a Girl I Want to Be (wearing accessories by Manuel Albarran<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

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The saddest thing ever is that I’ve always wanted to be blond, even though my BFF’s wig proved beyond a doubt that god didn’t make me blond for a good reason:<\/p>\n

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Aaaaaah! \u00a0 So, now the trick is to remember that I’m not 20. \u00a0 Yesterday, while not considering this key fact, I flipped out over these blue sequin pants<\/a>….but luckily I remembered this morning, when I saw them again for $100 less. \u00a0 Be gone, sequin pants, and don’t slam the door on your way out!<\/p>\n

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At least I can sort of approximate Patti Smith in my Ann Demeulemeester jacket.<\/p>\n

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It’s good to be satisfied with who you are and what you look like, probably. But wouldn’t a purple beehive be fucking fantastic?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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