{"id":185,"date":"2006-11-08T20:36:58","date_gmt":"2006-11-09T04:36:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2006\/11\/08\/what-a-great-day\/"},"modified":"2007-05-27T20:08:52","modified_gmt":"2007-05-28T04:08:52","slug":"what-a-great-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/what-a-great-day\/","title":{"rendered":"What a Great Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"ballet-shoes.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ballet-shoes.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image184\" height=\"96\" alt=\"ballet-shoes.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ballet-shoes.thumbnail.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Rummy\u2019s out, K-Fed is toast, and I\u2019ve got some cool new shoes. Sometimes, life gives you lemonade, know what I mean?<\/p>\n<p>Waking up to the news about Rumsfeld was like Christmas morning! Then, watching Bush tell reporters that this isn\u2019t his \u201cfirst rodeo&#8221; was enough to make me feel giddy with delight. What a fucking dunce!&nbsp;\u00a0 Later, I saw a picture of Rick Santorum surrounded by his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2006\/11\/07\/AR2006110701752.html\" target=\"_blank\">fat sobbing children<\/a> and I laughed out loud. If that makes me a monster, it\u2019s Bush\u2019s fault, just like everything else.<\/p>\n<p>As for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chinadaily.com.cn\/entertainment\/2006-11\/09\/content_728537.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Kevin Federline<\/a>, I have come to view him as the essence of white trash and all that is awful about guys who wear diamond stud earrings in both ears. Just like everyone, I have mentally begged Britney to dump that loser. Looking around the internets today, I\u2019ve observed a huge sense of joyful liberation regarding Britney\u2019s divorce. It\u2019s like the nation\u2019s little sister has finally kicked out her cheating, free-loading boyfriend. You go, Britney. You\u2019ve lost the weight, your hair looks good, the world is your goddamn oyster!<\/p>\n<p>Making my life even more perfect, temporarily of course, are my beautiful new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.barefoottess.com\/OnlineStore\/Designer\/Repetto\/Rep-Demtr-Bk\/\" target=\"_blank\">shoes<\/a> that I bought online. They are made in Paris by Repetto, a company that started making ballet shoes for streetwear at the request of the young Brigitte Bardot. When I put them on, I look EXACTLY like her!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rummy\u2019s out, K-Fed is toast, and I\u2019ve got some cool new shoes. Sometimes, life gives you lemonade, know what I mean? Waking up to the news about Rumsfeld was like Christmas morning! Then, watching Bush tell reporters that this isn\u2019t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/what-a-great-day\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,8],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2Z","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}