{"id":1858,"date":"2009-04-22T23:06:37","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T07:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1858"},"modified":"2009-04-22T23:06:37","modified_gmt":"2009-04-23T07:06:37","slug":"kerouac-at-shopbop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/kerouac-at-shopbop\/","title":{"rendered":"Kerouac at Shopbop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/kerouac-ripped-leggings.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1859\" title=\"kerouac-ripped-leggings\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/kerouac-ripped-leggings-152x300.jpg?resize=152%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"152\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/kerouac-ripped-leggings.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/kerouac-ripped-leggings.jpg?w=201&amp;ssl=1 201w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 152px) 100vw, 152px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dear Jack,<\/p>\n<p>I thought you should know that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/kerouac-ripped-leggings-leyendecker\/vp\/v=1\/845524441837765.htm?folderID=2534374302029428&amp;fm=whatsnew\" target=\"_blank\">Shopbop<\/a> is selling these Kerouac Ripped Leggings, named after you.&nbsp;\u00a0 Try not to take it too personally, they once had a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2008\/04\/22\/sylvia-plath-at-shopbop\/\" target=\"_blank\">dress<\/a> named after Sylvia Plath.<\/p>\n<p>I should confess that I never liked your writing or even your whole mythology, although I do love your pal William Burroughs. But I did go to see that long role of paper you used to write &#8220;On the Road.&#8221;&nbsp;\u00a0 Did you know that in the Strand bookstore in NYC, they keep &#8220;On the Road&#8221; behind the counter, due to its appeal to thieves? I guess your book is the literary equivalent of the Gillette Mach 3 razors you have to ask for at CVS and Rite Aid.<\/p>\n<p>Please accept my apology for the leggings. Maybe some day, Rumi might wear them! Then, your life will not have been in vain.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>Sister Wolf<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Jack, I thought you should know that Shopbop is selling these Kerouac Ripped Leggings, named after you.&nbsp;\u00a0 Try not to take it too personally, they once had a dress named after Sylvia Plath. I should confess that I never &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/kerouac-at-shopbop\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[571,54,540],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-tY","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1858"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1858"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1858\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}