{"id":1869,"date":"2009-04-25T00:37:08","date_gmt":"2009-04-25T08:37:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1869"},"modified":"2009-04-25T00:37:08","modified_gmt":"2009-04-25T08:37:08","slug":"gratuitous-madonna-bashing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/gratuitous-madonna-bashing\/","title":{"rendered":"Gratuitous Madonna Bashing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/madge-with-fat-face.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1870\" title=\"madge-with-fat-face\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/madge-with-fat-face-300x283.jpg?resize=300%2C283\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/madge-with-fat-face.jpg?resize=300%2C283&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/madge-with-fat-face.jpg?w=505&amp;ssl=1 505w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Having fallen off a horse, Madge takes her face and a female underling out to dinner.<\/p>\n<p>Kate Winslet must be waking up in a cold sweat every morning, wondering if her head is still intact. What the hell!&nbsp;\u00a0 Is Madonna storing nuts for the winter, or is this a pint of Sculptra in those cheeks? She is embarrassing me personally, in her role as poster girl for the Frisky Menopausal Woman.<\/p>\n<p>If she fell off a horse every day for eternity, it wouldn&#8217;t begin to atone for her crimes against humanity. But she should still do it.<\/p>\n<p>On a brighter note, check out this poster for the Bruno movie:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/bruno-poster.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1871\" title=\"bruno-poster\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/bruno-poster-205x300.jpg?resize=205%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"205\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/bruno-poster.jpeg?resize=205%2C300&amp;ssl=1 205w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/bruno-poster.jpeg?w=325&amp;ssl=1 325w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 205px) 100vw, 205px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hahahaha!&nbsp;\u00a0 I can&#8217;t wait.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having fallen off a horse, Madge takes her face and a female underling out to dinner. Kate Winslet must be waking up in a cold sweat every morning, wondering if her head is still intact. What the hell!&nbsp;\u00a0 Is Madonna &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/gratuitous-madonna-bashing\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,4,7],"tags":[576,575,163],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-u9","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1869"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1869"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1869\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}