{"id":1883,"date":"2009-04-27T19:46:57","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T03:46:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1883"},"modified":"2009-04-27T19:46:57","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T03:46:57","slug":"more-stupid-balmainia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/more-stupid-balmainia\/","title":{"rendered":"More Stupid Balmainia"},"content":{"rendered":"

God almighty, it just gets worse. I came across this tragic t-shirt at Ben Sherman<\/a> (where I went after seeing some Ben Sherman trousers somewhere else, after spending what seemed like five hours of frenzied searching for the shoes I vowed not to buy.*)<\/p>\n

Who actually started this military\/marching band trend? \u00a0 Was it Balmain, or was it Philip Lim? I see no end of it in the forseeable future. And I plan to make the most of it! I am going to savor every minute as the look makes its way to Forever 21 and Walmart.<\/p>\n

Fashion trends seem more and more desperate. Just a few short years ago, I tried to sell an elaborately beaded Balmain suit on eBay, and I ended up getting $30 for it. I couldn’t understand why people weren’t dying to own it! It was fucking Balmain! But no one seemed aware of Balmain except for me and the old lady who manages the thrift-shop where I bought it.<\/p>\n

Now that actress\/disloyal label-whore Jennifer Connelly has dropped Balenciaga for Balmain, the whole thing has clearly jumped the shark. Don’t feel hurt, Balenciaga! Jennifer Connelly wasn’t even loyal to her own nose!** \u00a0 Or to eating!<\/p>\n

$\"\"$ <\/a> $\"\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n

* Don’t worry, I didn’t buy the shoes.<\/p>\n

** For more exciting celebrity plastic surgery, go here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"