{"id":1896,"date":"2009-04-29T21:12:43","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T05:12:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1896"},"modified":"2009-04-29T21:12:43","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T05:12:43","slug":"the-military-bootie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-military-bootie\/","title":{"rendered":"The Military Bootie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/military-bootie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1897\" title=\"military-bootie\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/military-bootie-279x300.jpg?resize=279%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"279\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/military-bootie.jpg?resize=279%2C300&amp;ssl=1 279w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/military-bootie.jpg?w=335&amp;ssl=1 335w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 279px) 100vw, 279px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hahaha!&nbsp;\u00a0 $950 at Bergdorf Goodman.<\/p>\n<p>But why stop there?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/crusader_leather-helmut.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1898\" title=\"crusader_leather-helmut\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/crusader_leather-helmut.jpg?resize=142%2C200\" alt=\"\" width=\"142\" height=\"200\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This insanely chic leather Crusader Helmet is only <a href=\"http:\/\/www.raisonsbrassband.com\/crusader-helmet-leather-p-542.html\" target=\"_blank\">$80<\/a>.&nbsp;\u00a0 Or imagine the envious looks you&#8217;ll get by rocking this Greek Spartan Helmet?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/greek-spartan-helmut.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1899\" title=\"greek-spartan-helmut\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/greek-spartan-helmut-225x300.jpg?resize=225%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/greek-spartan-helmut.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/greek-spartan-helmut.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s on sale for $199.<\/p>\n<p>Admit that you&#8217;re smitten. This shit is epic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hahaha!&nbsp;\u00a0 $950 at Bergdorf Goodman. But why stop there? This insanely chic leather Crusader Helmet is only $80.&nbsp;\u00a0 Or imagine the envious looks you&#8217;ll get by rocking this Greek Spartan Helmet? It&#8217;s on sale for $199. Admit that you&#8217;re smitten. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-military-bootie\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[94,247],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-uA","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}