{"id":1908,"date":"2009-05-03T00:31:11","date_gmt":"2009-05-03T08:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1908"},"modified":"2009-05-03T00:31:11","modified_gmt":"2009-05-03T08:31:11","slug":"paris-hilton-designs-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/paris-hilton-designs-for-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"Paris Hilton Designs for Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/paris-h-with-midget.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1907\" title=\"paris-h-with-midget\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/paris-h-with-midget.jpg?resize=445%2C633\" alt=\"\" width=\"445\" height=\"633\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/paris-h-with-midget.jpg?w=445&amp;ssl=1 445w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/paris-h-with-midget.jpg?resize=210%2C300&amp;ssl=1 210w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 445px) 100vw, 445px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When I saw this picture today, I swear to god my first thought was &#8220;Where did Paris Hilton find that horrible midget?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so embarrassed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I saw this picture today, I swear to god my first thought was &#8220;Where did Paris Hilton find that horrible midget?&#8221; I&#8217;m so embarrassed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,2,5],"tags":[399,580],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-uM","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1908"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1908"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1908\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}