{"id":1916,"date":"2009-05-04T23:09:03","date_gmt":"2009-05-05T07:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1916"},"modified":"2009-05-04T23:09:03","modified_gmt":"2009-05-05T07:09:03","slug":"i-want-to-live-in-a-world-without-ashton-kutcher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-want-to-live-in-a-world-without-ashton-kutcher\/","title":{"rendered":"I Want to Live in a World Without Ashton Kutcher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/rip-ashton.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1917\" title=\"rip-ashton\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/rip-ashton-300x212.jpg?resize=300%2C212\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/rip-ashton.jpg?resize=300%2C212&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/rip-ashton.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.time.com\/time\/specials\/packages\/article\/0,28804,1894410_1893837_1894156,00.html\" target=\"_blank\">the creation of Twitter&#8230; is as significant and paradigm-shifting as the invention of Morse code, the telephone, radio, television or the personal computer<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh god, if he would only shut up. How does Demi stand it?<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;For someone like me who lives in a construct of filtered communication \u2013 packaged and polished by the industry that employs me \u2013 Twitter has become a new instrument for expressing myself and accessing cultural trends, opinions and information. Twitter is my front door to the Internet and my medium for sharing the content I create while advocating for the causes close to my heart and investing in the connections I want to have with people from all walks of life.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge. Even though I don&#8217;t read his missives or see his TV shows, the fact of his <a href=\"http:\/\/unclejuri.blogspot.com\/2009\/04\/dude-wheres-my-face-off.html\" target=\"_blank\">existence<\/a> is like a dental drill in my cerebral cortex.<\/p>\n<p>What would you like to say to Ashton Kutcher in 140 characters or less?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;&#8230;the creation of Twitter&#8230; is as significant and paradigm-shifting as the invention of Morse code, the telephone, radio, television or the personal computer.&#8221; Oh god, if he would only shut up. How does Demi stand it? &#8220;For someone like me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-want-to-live-in-a-world-without-ashton-kutcher\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,5,6],"tags":[581,392],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-uU","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}