{"id":192,"date":"2006-11-15T15:21:07","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T23:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2006\/11\/15\/scariest-boots-ever\/"},"modified":"2006-11-15T15:21:07","modified_gmt":"2006-11-15T23:21:07","slug":"scariest-boots-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/scariest-boots-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Scariest Boots Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Which one of these \u00a0two styles is the Scariest Boot Ever? I am stumped. You can purchase \u00a0either style \u00a0here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Please help me decide: Is it the Dead Animal Surprise or the Heather Mills Divorcee? Your vote counts!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

 \u00a0 Which one of these \u00a0two styles is the Scariest Boot Ever? I am stumped. You can purchase \u00a0either style \u00a0here. Please help me decide: Is it the Dead Animal Surprise or the Heather Mills Divorcee? Your vote counts!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-36","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}