{"id":1940,"date":"2009-05-08T23:24:13","date_gmt":"2009-05-09T07:24:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1940"},"modified":"2009-05-08T23:24:13","modified_gmt":"2009-05-09T07:24:13","slug":"look-sexy-but-say-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/look-sexy-but-say-no\/","title":{"rendered":"Look Sexy, But Say No"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/imsexytshirt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1941\" title=\"imsexytshirt\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/imsexytshirt-300x216.jpg?resize=300%2C216\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"216\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/imsexytshirt.jpg?resize=300%2C216&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/imsexytshirt.jpg?w=444&amp;ssl=1 444w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to the diligence of <a href=\"http:\/\/palingates.blogspot.com\/2009\/05\/sex-marketing-and-children.html\" target=\"_blank\">Palingates<\/a>, I&#8217;m now aware of The Candie&#8217;s Foundation, the organization that hired Bristol Palin as a poster girl for teenage abstinence.<\/p>\n<p>If there&#8217;s not enough hypocrisy in Bristol Palin telling teenagers not to have sex, The Candie&#8217;s Foundation is the work of Candie&#8217;s CEO Neil Cole, who wants to cover all bases. While his company flogs trampy high heels to young girls, his foundation reminds them via tight tank-tops ($15) to &#8220;BE SEXY: It doesn&#8217;t mean you have to have sex.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hahaha! Is everybody crazy now?!? Is there a way to apply the fox in the hen-house to this situation? If not, can any sane parent condone these idiotic t-shirts for their poor jail-bait daughter?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/the-candies-foundation_1241568681741.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1942\" title=\"the-candies-foundation_1241568681741\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/the-candies-foundation_1241568681741-300x170.png?resize=300%2C170\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"170\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/the-candies-foundation_1241568681741.png?resize=300%2C170&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/the-candies-foundation_1241568681741.png?w=988&amp;ssl=1 988w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/candies-ad.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1943\" title=\"candies-ad\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/candies-ad-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bristol, the jig is up! You got knocked up! Go home and take care of that <a href=\"http:\/\/today.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/30597615\/\" target=\"_blank\">sedated<\/a> baby of yours.<\/p>\n<p>Neil, you stupid whoremongering Capitalist Pig, just sell your crappy shoes and drool over teenage poontang with that fucker from American Apparel, without bothering the rest of us.<\/p>\n<p>Teenage Girls, stop giving blowjobs beind the cafeteria unless HE DOES YOU FIRST.<\/p>\n<p>I am really, really mad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to the diligence of Palingates, I&#8217;m now aware of The Candie&#8217;s Foundation, the organization that hired Bristol Palin as a poster girl for teenage abstinence. If there&#8217;s not enough hypocrisy in Bristol Palin telling teenagers not to have sex, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/look-sexy-but-say-no\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5,8,7],"tags":[461,424,147],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-vi","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1940"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1940"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1940\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}