{"id":1955,"date":"2009-05-12T18:53:22","date_gmt":"2009-05-13T02:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1955"},"modified":"2009-05-12T23:07:09","modified_gmt":"2009-05-13T07:07:09","slug":"girdles-part-2-true-fiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/girdles-part-2-true-fiction\/","title":{"rendered":"Girdles Part 2: True Fiction"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n At thirteen, I still had braces on my teeth but I wore a ton of eyeliner to compensate. I was looking for trouble and I found it in an attic apartment occupied by a pair of Dirty Hippies.<\/p>\n The Hippies were both nineteen years old and mine had a handsome baby-face with a goatee. The other one had long stringy hair and a suede fringed jacket that he later gave to my sister. It stunk of tobacco and sweat, and I was always begging to borrow it.<\/p>\n The Hippies taught me how to smoke pot, but I don’t think I did it right. They entertained other middle-class schoolgirls, some in their uniforms, all hoping to establish their coolness in the smoky attic, under the tutelage of the Dirty Hippies, who hung a sheet up to separate their mattresses.<\/p>\n For a while, I struggled to maintain my purity on the filthy bare mattress, but my Hippie found the way to my heart, or I should say girdle, by offering me a cheap ring.<\/p>\n When it happened, it was all about dealing with the girdle. I think I wore the girdle to hold up my stockings, but it’s still a bit of a mystery to me. All I remember was some pain and embarrassment, and his parting directive: “Next time, don’t wear that contraption.”<\/p>\n A few days later, I realized he had given me crabs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" At thirteen, I still had braces on my teeth but I wore a ton of eyeliner to compensate. I was looking for trouble and I found it in an attic apartment occupied by a pair of Dirty Hippies. The Hippies … Continue reading