{"id":1982,"date":"2009-05-14T15:59:30","date_gmt":"2009-05-14T23:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1982"},"modified":"2009-05-14T15:59:30","modified_gmt":"2009-05-14T23:59:30","slug":"the-shoe-challenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-shoe-challenge\/","title":{"rendered":"The Shoe Challenge"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mceTemp\">\n<dl id=\"attachment_1981\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\" style=\"width: 673px;\">\n<dt class=\"wp-caption-dt\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/horrible-givenchy-shoes1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1981 alignnone\" title=\"horrible-givenchy-shoes1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/horrible-givenchy-shoes1-300x174.jpg?resize=300%2C174\" alt=\"Ugh!\" width=\"300\" height=\"174\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/horrible-givenchy-shoes1.jpg?resize=300%2C174&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/horrible-givenchy-shoes1.jpg?w=663&amp;ssl=1 663w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>\n<\/dt>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n<p>Okay.&nbsp;\u00a0 Pony fur, check.&nbsp;\u00a0 Rhinestones, check.&nbsp;\u00a0 Diamonds (?!), check.&nbsp;\u00a0 Gladiator straps, check.&nbsp;\u00a0 Absurd price, check.<\/p>\n<p>Is there a worse shoe, ( not&nbsp;\u00a0 counting this one from Topshop, which I&#8217;m sure is a little joke and not really a shoe, as such?)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/topshop-pegasus-sandal.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1984\" title=\"topshop-pegasus-sandal\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/topshop-pegasus-sandal-300x200.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" alt=\"topshop-pegasus-sandal\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/topshop-pegasus-sandal.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/topshop-pegasus-sandal.jpg?w=963&amp;ssl=1 963w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay.&nbsp;\u00a0 Pony fur, check.&nbsp;\u00a0 Rhinestones, check.&nbsp;\u00a0 Diamonds (?!), check.&nbsp;\u00a0 Gladiator straps, check.&nbsp;\u00a0 Absurd price, check. Is there a worse shoe, ( not&nbsp;\u00a0 counting this one from Topshop, which I&#8217;m sure is a little joke and not really a shoe, as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-shoe-challenge\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[593,592,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-vY","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1982"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}