{"id":2004,"date":"2009-05-16T00:54:12","date_gmt":"2009-05-16T08:54:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2004"},"modified":"2009-05-16T00:54:13","modified_gmt":"2009-05-16T08:54:13","slug":"chloe-sevigny-advisory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/chloe-sevigny-advisory\/","title":{"rendered":"Chloe Sevigny Advisory!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/chloesevigny-or-die.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2003\" title=\"chloesevigny-or-die\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/chloesevigny-or-die.jpg?resize=554%2C453\" alt=\"chloesevigny-or-die\" width=\"554\" height=\"453\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/chloesevigny-or-die.jpg?w=554&amp;ssl=1 554w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/chloesevigny-or-die.jpg?resize=300%2C245&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 554px) 100vw, 554px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>QUICK!&nbsp;\u00a0 DROP EVERTHING!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Opening Ceremony will let you pre-order your Chloe Sevigny buckle boots if you act now! There will be <strong>no returns or exchanges<\/strong>, but so what, you will do as you&#8217;re told and buy these damn shoes if you know what&#8217;s good for you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>$625<\/strong>, but too bad, you know you need them or you&#8217;ll be hopelessly fucked and un-Chloed and a total fucking loser. Seven buckles! They laugh&nbsp;\u00a0 in the face of your Surface 2 Air shoes.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t ever say you weren&#8217;t warned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>QUICK!&nbsp;\u00a0 DROP EVERTHING! Opening Ceremony will let you pre-order your Chloe Sevigny buckle boots if you act now! There will be no returns or exchanges, but so what, you will do as you&#8217;re told and buy these damn shoes if &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/chloe-sevigny-advisory\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,8,7],"tags":[360,282,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-wk","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2004"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2004\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}