{"id":203,"date":"2006-12-01T18:51:06","date_gmt":"2006-12-02T02:51:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2006\/12\/01\/think-dead-handbag-for-that-special-someone\/"},"modified":"2006-12-01T18:51:06","modified_gmt":"2006-12-02T02:51:06","slug":"think-dead-handbag-for-that-special-someone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/think-dead-handbag-for-that-special-someone\/","title":{"rendered":"Think &#8220;Dead Handbag&#8221; for that Special Someone!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"dead-handbag.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/dead-handbag.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image202\" height=\"96\" alt=\"dead-handbag.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/dead-handbag.thumbnail.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>&nbsp;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Check out this Dead Handbag I found, to wear with the Dead Animal Surprise Boots I&nbsp;\u00a0featured here recently. This bag is made of natural fox, and sells for $5,095 at&nbsp;\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vivre.com\/index.jsp\" target=\"_blank\">Vivre<\/a>, a shopping site I love for its unaffordable luxury items.<\/p>\n<p>This, ahem, handbag looks a little too natural for my taste. I found something very similar once in my backyard, and gave a bloodcurdling scream, as I recall. I stupidly got a neighbor to throw it away, without thinking of its potential as a handbag.&nbsp;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;\u00a0 Check out this Dead Handbag I found, to wear with the Dead Animal Surprise Boots I&nbsp;\u00a0featured here recently. This bag is made of natural fox, and sells for $5,095 at&nbsp;\u00a0Vivre, a shopping site I love for its unaffordable luxury &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/think-dead-handbag-for-that-special-someone\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5,1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3h","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}