{"id":2050,"date":"2009-05-20T23:18:34","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T07:18:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2050"},"modified":"2009-05-20T23:18:34","modified_gmt":"2009-05-21T07:18:34","slug":"angelina-to-jen-just-kill-yourself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/angelina-to-jen-just-kill-yourself\/","title":{"rendered":"Angelina to Jen: Just Kill Yourself!"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n Each time I see a picture like this, I can feel Jen dying a tiny death, like an oragasm in reverse. \u00a0 Even this close to death from starvation, Angelina is breathtaking.<\/p>\n Swathed in nude chiffon, lips emitting a flourescent glare equal to ten thousand scarlet bordello lanterns, Angelina is a vision from another planet. \u00a0 She is absinthe to Jen’s glass of milk.<\/p>\n Poor Jen! Imagine the whole world wondering why you don’t kill yourself? Having to constantly protest that you’re fine, you’re great, you couldn’t be happier?<\/p>\n Angelina is rubbing it in. God bless her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Each time I see a picture like this, I can feel Jen dying a tiny death, like an oragasm in reverse. \u00a0 Even this close to death from starvation, Angelina is breathtaking. Swathed in nude chiffon, lips emitting a flourescent glare … Continue reading