{"id":2054,"date":"2009-05-22T01:06:29","date_gmt":"2009-05-22T09:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2054"},"modified":"2009-05-22T01:06:29","modified_gmt":"2009-05-22T09:06:29","slug":"more-to-love-from-shopbop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/more-to-love-from-shopbop\/","title":{"rendered":"More To Love From Shopbop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/plastic-bag-dress-sad-redhead.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2055\" title=\"plastic-bag-dress-sad-redhead\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/plastic-bag-dress-sad-redhead-152x300.jpg?resize=152%2C300\" alt=\"plastic-bag-dress-sad-redhead\" width=\"152\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/plastic-bag-dress-sad-redhead.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/plastic-bag-dress-sad-redhead.jpg?w=201&amp;ssl=1 201w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 152px) 100vw, 152px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Remember Sad Redhead Girl? Back in the day when she never smiled? Well, here she is in a plastic bag of some kind. It&#8217;s purported to be a Metallic Goddess Tank, by Free People. The Shopbop <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/metallic-goddess-tank-free-people\/vp\/v=1\/845524441845675.htm?folderID=2534374302029428&amp;fm=whatsnew\" target=\"_blank\">copywriter<\/a> seems to be stumped by it, and I can&#8217;t blame her. In fact, after reading some descriptions today at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinkmascara.com\/pinkmascara\/product.asp?s_id=0&amp;prod_name=Wildfox+Leggings+in+Red-PRE+ORDER&amp;pf_id=PABMADBALBOOAKHE&amp;dept_id=3244\" target=\"_blank\">Pink Mascara<\/a>,&nbsp;\u00a0 I realize that describing clothes is quite an art!<\/p>\n<p>The Shopbop writing is full of awful jargon and cliches, but at least they are emphatic about each piece. At Pink Mascara, it&#8217;s like &#8220;This is so cute, it will look cute with other stuff, maybe.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>How would you&nbsp;\u00a0 describe this plastic bag top that Sad Redhead Girl is wearing? Don&#8217;t get distracted by her wonky eye. I&#8217;m looking for a top-notch piece of copywriting.<\/p>\n<p>And by the&nbsp;\u00a0 way, here&#8217;s Starving Girl again, who hasn&#8217;t had a bite to eat since the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2007\/12\/12\/important-shopbop-developments\/\" target=\"_blank\">last time<\/a> I mentioned her. However, she has perfected the sullen expression that is her trademark.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/still-not-eating-at-shopbop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2056\" title=\"still-not-eating-at-shopbop\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/still-not-eating-at-shopbop-152x300.jpg?resize=152%2C300\" alt=\"still-not-eating-at-shopbop\" width=\"152\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/still-not-eating-at-shopbop.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/still-not-eating-at-shopbop.jpg?w=347&amp;ssl=1 347w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 152px) 100vw, 152px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember Sad Redhead Girl? Back in the day when she never smiled? Well, here she is in a plastic bag of some kind. It&#8217;s purported to be a Metallic Goddess Tank, by Free People. The Shopbop copywriter seems to be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/more-to-love-from-shopbop\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[597,598,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-x8","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2054"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2054"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2054\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}