{"id":209,"date":"2006-12-04T16:10:39","date_gmt":"2006-12-05T00:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2006\/12\/04\/nightmare-at-nordstrom\/"},"modified":"2006-12-04T16:12:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-05T00:12:00","slug":"nightmare-at-nordstrom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/nightmare-at-nordstrom\/","title":{"rendered":"Nightmare at Nordstrom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"pimkfluff2.JPG\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/pimkfluff2.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image208\" height=\"96\" alt=\"pimkfluff2.JPG\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/pimkfluff2.thumbnail.JPG?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Is your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.occultopedia.com\/y\/yeti.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Yeti <\/a>missing? You might want to look for its remains at Nordstrom, where I came upon this scene of carnage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is your Yeti missing? You might want to look for its remains at Nordstrom, where I came upon this scene of carnage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}