{"id":2109,"date":"2009-05-29T23:24:19","date_gmt":"2009-05-30T07:24:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2109"},"modified":"2009-05-29T23:24:19","modified_gmt":"2009-05-30T07:24:19","slug":"jewelry-that-speaks-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/jewelry-that-speaks-to-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Jewelry That Speaks to Me"},"content":{"rendered":"

$\"dead-ponies-wolf-necklace\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n

Even though I’m so happy with my little woolfie necklace from Her Amagingness Wendy Brandes<\/a> there’s no such thing as enough jewelry (or anything else.)<\/p>\n

This wolf<\/strong> pendent above, by dead ponies, is carrying his tail for some reason, and he’s saying “Hey, buy me and you’ll be on your way to collecting \u00a0 wolf-themed jewelry!”<\/p>\n

<\/a> $\"godless-by-brookadelphia2\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n

This “godless<\/strong>” necklace by brookadelphia<\/a> is acrylic, not as nice as gold but much more affordable. I hear it saying “Buy me you idiot, I’m only $48!”<\/p>\n

$\"anomaly-gemini-babies\"$ <\/a> $\"capricorn-anomaly-baby\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n

Look at these adorably sinister zodiac babies<\/strong> from Anomaly Jewelry<\/a>. The conjoined twins is Gemini, the mermaid is Capricorn. The whole collection is great. Even when I factor in the Crypto-hipster<\/a> aspect, I find it irresistible. \u00a0 I hear it calling out, “Hey, admit how much you love retro-looking baby things!”<\/p>\n

Are you hearing “BUY!” or are you hearing “Admit you are powerless over shopping, and your life has become unmanageable?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Even though I’m so happy with my little woolfie necklace from Her Amagingness Wendy Brandes there’s no such thing as enough jewelry (or anything else.) This wolf pendent above, by dead ponies, is carrying his tail for some reason, and … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,9,2],"tags":[360,56,15],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-y1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2109"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}