{"id":2126,"date":"2009-05-31T23:55:42","date_gmt":"2009-06-01T07:55:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2126"},"modified":"2009-05-31T23:55:42","modified_gmt":"2009-06-01T07:55:42","slug":"im-just-here-to-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/im-just-here-to-help\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Just Here to Help"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/internet-evolution.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2125\" title=\"internet-evolution\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/internet-evolution.jpg?resize=481%2C208\" alt=\"internet-evolution\" width=\"481\" height=\"208\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/internet-evolution.jpg?w=481&amp;ssl=1 481w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/internet-evolution.jpg?resize=300%2C129&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 481px) 100vw, 481px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Do you want to consider whether your use of the Internet is an addiction? Me neither! Then don&#8217;t go <a href=\"http:\/\/neuroanthropology.net\/2009\/05\/28\/caught-in-the-net-the-internet-compulsion\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> to find out.<\/p>\n<p>Do you think it would be tragic to use a website called <strong>Closet Viewer<\/strong> to catalog your clothes and then &#8220;track the dates and frequency of items worn?&#8221; Then don&#8217;t go <a href=\"https:\/\/closetviewer.com\/about_the_site.html\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Are you able to resist the chance to be followed around by a creepy eyeball on a website full of Crypto-hipster weirdobilia? Good, then you won&#8217;t be going <a href=\"http:\/\/e-l-i-s-e.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And finally, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodasgold.co.nz\/shop\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> is a great (seriously) online shopping site where I managed to find something heartbreakingly* awful:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/salasai-jeans.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2127\" title=\"salasai-jeans\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/salasai-jeans-200x300.jpg?resize=200%2C300\" alt=\"salasai-jeans\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/salasai-jeans.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/salasai-jeans.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Can you believe these are real jeans?! The joke is on someone, somewhere, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>* &#8216;heartbreakingly&#8217; is my favorite word, from now until further notice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you want to consider whether your use of the Internet is an addiction? Me neither! Then don&#8217;t go here to find out. Do you think it would be tragic to use a website called Closet Viewer to catalog your &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/im-just-here-to-help\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2,6],"tags":[56,83,341],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-yi","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}