{"id":213,"date":"2006-12-06T16:31:58","date_gmt":"2006-12-07T00:31:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2006\/12\/06\/tis-the-season\/"},"modified":"2006-12-06T16:31:58","modified_gmt":"2006-12-07T00:31:58","slug":"tis-the-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/tis-the-season\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Tis the Season!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"scary-santa.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/scary-santa.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image212\" height=\"96\" alt=\"scary-santa.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/scary-santa.thumbnail.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here is a gallery of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.southflorida.com\/events\/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?index=1\" target=\"_blank\">photos<\/a> sure to make you smile: little kids reacting to Santa with sheer terror. Once you start clicking on these pictures, they&#8217;re like salted peanuts! There&#8217;s even a photo with Santa crying, too!<\/p>\n<p>Why do we put kids through this? Who knows, but as Dickens said of the death of Little Nell, you&#8217;d need a heart of stone not to laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a gallery of photos sure to make you smile: little kids reacting to Santa with sheer terror. Once you start clicking on these pictures, they&#8217;re like salted peanuts! There&#8217;s even a photo with Santa crying, too! Why do &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/tis-the-season\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3r","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}