{"id":2139,"date":"2009-06-02T23:05:51","date_gmt":"2009-06-03T07:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2139"},"modified":"2009-06-02T23:05:51","modified_gmt":"2009-06-03T07:05:51","slug":"pam-hogg-what-a-fucking-cunt%e2%84%a2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/pam-hogg-what-a-fucking-cunt%e2%84%a2\/","title":{"rendered":"Pam Hogg: What a Fucking Cunt\u2122!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Everybody knows that Pam Hogg was mean to our Susie B<\/a>, and now she’ll regret it, but she’s still a cunt. \u00a0 Maybe she’s mad because she’s old. She also looks like she needs something to eat.<\/p>\n

As far as I’m concerned, Pam Hogg is Nobody. She’s certainly Nobody in the US. She needs to either reconcile herself to her unimportance or just wear an estrogen patch.<\/p>\n

Ladies, here’s the deal. When you’re around 50, your estrogen<\/a> level starts getting messed up. Soon, it will go straight to hell. \u00a0 You’ll feel irritable. You will experience fatigue and hot flashes. You might even flip out at fashion bloggers.<\/p>\n

In fact, Sister Wolf Herself<\/strong> has been known to harbor bad feelings toward certain fashion bloggers! \u00a0 If they post endless photos of themselves looking wistful or seductive, if they use the word fierce or smitten or they’re just stupid exhibitionists, I feel something like<\/em> a hot flash, only it’s more like a seething sense of Why on Earth Do You Even Exist.<\/p>\n

To sum up: Pam Hogg is a cunt, and that’s that. Some women need either food or estrogen or both. Some fashion bloggers are not to be encouraged with comments of “Oh wow you are so cute and awesome and amazing lol blah blah blah.” \u00a0 I think one is duty bound to leave comments like “Please just kill yourself.”<\/p>\n

Miss Bubble doesn’t need help from me or WendyB<\/a>, but we are still going to complain if some cunt is out of line.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"