{"id":215,"date":"2006-12-07T18:03:53","date_gmt":"2006-12-08T02:03:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2006\/12\/07\/todays-complaints\/"},"modified":"2006-12-07T18:03:53","modified_gmt":"2006-12-08T02:03:53","slug":"todays-complaints","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/todays-complaints\/","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Complaints"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"vibe-girl.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/vibe-girl.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image214\" height=\"96\" alt=\"vibe-girl.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/vibe-girl.thumbnail.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I hate the Vibe Girl, and I can&#8217;t be the only one. Ugh! She is the model of choice on &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vibetheboutique.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Vibe<\/a>,&#8221; a fashion website that sells all the usual brands. I can&#8217;t stand her big implants, which play a prominent role in all the clinging tops, as you can see. Even though I hate her, I find that I miss her when they use a girl without implants. Such is life, eh?<\/p>\n<p>I also hate the new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Shopbop Girl<\/a>, with the platinum hair. It&#8217;s a look that says &#8220;Mod Old Lady&#8221; which I&#8217;m just not feeling.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"platinum-girl.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/platinum-girl.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image216\" height=\"96\" alt=\"platinum-girl.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/platinum-girl.thumbnail.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Why can&#8217;t they all be Kate Moss?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate the Vibe Girl, and I can&#8217;t be the only one. Ugh! She is the model of choice on &#8220;Vibe,&#8221; a fashion website that sells all the usual brands. I can&#8217;t stand her big implants, which play a prominent &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/todays-complaints\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3t","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}