{"id":2193,"date":"2009-06-07T22:26:09","date_gmt":"2009-06-08T06:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2193"},"modified":"2009-06-07T22:26:09","modified_gmt":"2009-06-08T06:26:09","slug":"whats-with-the-auto-erotic-asphyxiation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/whats-with-the-auto-erotic-asphyxiation\/","title":{"rendered":"What’s With the Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation?"},"content":{"rendered":"

$\"michael-hutchence\"$ <\/a> $\"david-carradine-kill-bil\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n

You just have to ask, What the hell is wrong with these guys?<\/p>\n

Both Michael Hutchence<\/strong> and David Carradine<\/strong> would have no trouble getting laid. Or even, getting laid in some unconventional way. So why risk death just to get off?<\/p>\n

Apparently, this is a largely male<\/a> endeavor. But don’t anyone pipe up that the reason for that is the more persistent male sex drive. Women have Needs, too. But women don’t seem to need the specter of death to add that Certain Something to sex.<\/p>\n

Woman aren’t as likely to enjoy playing Russian Roulette<\/a>, either. What is it about men that craves a brush with death? I assume it gives a rush of adrenaline, like when you nearly get hit by a car. But why do they require this boost to the experience of orgasm?<\/p>\n

A gay friend explained that it’s all down hill for men after 16. Their sensations are duller with time, he insisted. Bummer, if that’s true! Is it, though?<\/p>\n

I asked my husband. I wondered if the auto-erotic asphyxiation appeal was like eating blowfish<\/a>. If it’s cooked the right way, it’s delicious; if not, it’s poisonous and you’re dead. I don’t know about anyone else, but I have no interest whatsoever in trying blow-fish.<\/p>\n

The husband explained that he has always been touched by how the appetite for sex is so universal – no matter who you are, or how old, you’ll walk over burning coal to get some.<\/p>\n

But I still wanted an answer. He thought it was pretty normal for some people to keep trying to improve their experience. Like some people are happy with a scoop of their favorite ice cream, but others think, This might be nicer with something added.<\/p>\n

I asked him, But what if when you come, it’s already 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. Why would you be worried about trying for 11? In fact, I noted, speaking for myself, if it were any more intense, I’d pass out.<\/p>\n

“Exactly!” he replied, happy to have effectively conveyed the point of auto-erotic asphyxiation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"