{"id":222,"date":"2006-12-13T17:56:19","date_gmt":"2006-12-14T01:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2006\/12\/13\/size-does-matter\/"},"modified":"2006-12-13T17:56:19","modified_gmt":"2006-12-14T01:56:19","slug":"size-does-matter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/size-does-matter\/","title":{"rendered":"Size Does Matter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"scoutla-bag.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/scoutla-bag.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image223\" height=\"96\" alt=\"scoutla-bag.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/scoutla-bag.thumbnail.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This&nbsp;\u00a0is a great handbag, perfect if you like to carry around your refrigerator. Or if you&#8217;re running away from home. You can get it <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scoutla.com\/webstore_item.cfm?page=store&#038;image=13.jpg&#038;photo_id=13&#038;skuid=cerre02&#038;category=3\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>, for $948, but hurry, it&#8217;s a limited edition.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This&nbsp;\u00a0is a great handbag, perfect if you like to carry around your refrigerator. Or if you&#8217;re running away from home. You can get it here, for $948, but hurry, it&#8217;s a limited edition.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3A","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}