{"id":2248,"date":"2009-06-11T20:12:35","date_gmt":"2009-06-12T04:12:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2248"},"modified":"2009-06-11T20:13:40","modified_gmt":"2009-06-12T04:13:40","slug":"but-she-does-look-slutty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/but-she-does-look-slutty\/","title":{"rendered":"But She Does Look Slutty!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"243\" height=\"206\" data=\"http:\/\/c.brightcove.com\/services\/viewer\/federated_f8\/1155201977\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"name\" value=\"flashObj\" \/><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#FFFFFF\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"videoId=25839060001&amp;playerId=1155201977&amp;viewerSecureGatewayURL=https:\/\/console.brightcove.com\/services\/amfgateway&amp;servicesURL=http:\/\/services.brightcove.com\/services&amp;cdnURL=http:\/\/admin.brightcove.com&amp;domain=embed&amp;autoStart=false&amp;\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/c.brightcove.com\/services\/viewer\/federated_f8\/1155201977\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Listen to Mrs. Palin&#8217;s reaction to David Letterman&#8217;s joke about her buying make-up at Bloomingdale&#8217;s to update her &#8220;slutty flight-attendant look.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, Mrs. P, he didn&#8217;t mean Bloomingdale&#8217;s <em>literally<\/em>! Now I&#8217;m wondering if she&#8217;s even capable of finding her way around the Bloomie&#8217;s cosmetics department.<\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t it fun to have her around again? I wish that if she gives up her bid for the presidency, someone will appoint her our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.loc.gov\/poetry\/about_laureate.html\" target=\"_blank\">Poet Laureate<\/a>! She could write poems about the First Dude, she could rhyme Bristol with &#8220;pistol,&#8221; I don&#8217;t know, I just really see it working out well for this great nation of ours.<\/p>\n<p>There is a $35,000 stipend that she could use to buy some closed-toe shoes OR to get a baby sitter for that poor little <a href=\"http:\/\/palingates.blogspot.com\/2009\/06\/sarah-palin-and-downs-syndrome.html\" target=\"_blank\">Trig<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Listen to Mrs. Palin&#8217;s reaction to David Letterman&#8217;s joke about her buying make-up at Bloomingdale&#8217;s to update her &#8220;slutty flight-attendant look.&#8221; Oh, Mrs. P, he didn&#8217;t mean Bloomingdale&#8217;s literally! Now I&#8217;m wondering if she&#8217;s even capable of finding her way &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/but-she-does-look-slutty\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,7,6],"tags":[378,600,613],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-Ag","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2248"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}