{"id":2255,"date":"2009-06-11T23:04:15","date_gmt":"2009-06-12T07:04:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2255"},"modified":"2009-06-11T23:04:15","modified_gmt":"2009-06-12T07:04:15","slug":"manolo-has-jumped-the-shark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/manolo-has-jumped-the-shark\/","title":{"rendered":"Manolo Has Jumped the Shark*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/hideous-ocelot-boot1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2259\" title=\"hideous-ocelot-boot1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/hideous-ocelot-boot1.jpg?resize=314%2C380\" alt=\"hideous-ocelot-boot1\" width=\"314\" height=\"380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/hideous-ocelot-boot1.jpg?w=314&amp;ssl=1 314w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/hideous-ocelot-boot1.jpg?resize=247%2C300&amp;ssl=1 247w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 314px) 100vw, 314px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What can one say about this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neimanmarcus.com\/store\/catalog\/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod84230002&amp;parentId=cat22500737&amp;masterId=cat13030734&amp;index=4&amp;cmCat=cat000000cat000141cat13030734cat22500737\" target=\"_blank\">atrocity<\/a>, which features genuine ocelot fur?&nbsp;\u00a0 Although, now that I look some more, I can see J Lo wearing these, can&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p>*This is the last time I will use Jumped the Shark. From now on, it&#8217;s &#8220;Jumped the Topshop Jacket.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What can one say about this atrocity, which features genuine ocelot fur?&nbsp;\u00a0 Although, now that I look some more, I can see J Lo wearing these, can&#8217;t you? *This is the last time I will use Jumped the Shark. From &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/manolo-has-jumped-the-shark\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[274,614,615],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-An","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}