{"id":227,"date":"2006-12-20T16:07:44","date_gmt":"2006-12-21T00:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2006\/12\/20\/starving-girl\/"},"modified":"2010-02-22T00:13:33","modified_gmt":"2010-02-22T08:13:33","slug":"starving-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/starving-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Starving Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/starving-girl.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-226\" title=\"starving-girl.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/starving-girl.jpg?resize=347%2C683\" alt=\"\" width=\"347\" height=\"683\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here is <strong>Starving Girl<\/strong>, a model on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Shopbop<\/a> website. Now that I&#8217;ve seen her in a swimsuit, I&#8217;m really worried about her.<\/p>\n<p>She looks kind of Iranian. Her parents probably came here in the 70s, to escape that crazy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rotten.com\/library\/bio\/religion\/ayatollah-khomeni\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ayatollah<\/a>. Now, for all their trouble, they have a daughter who won&#8217;t eat.<\/p>\n<p>Eat, <strong>Starving Girl<\/strong>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is Starving Girl, a model on the Shopbop website. Now that I&#8217;ve seen her in a swimsuit, I&#8217;m really worried about her. She looks kind of Iranian. Her parents probably came here in the 70s, to escape that crazy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/starving-girl\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3F","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}