{"id":2303,"date":"2009-06-16T23:39:26","date_gmt":"2009-06-17T07:39:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2303"},"modified":"2009-06-16T23:39:26","modified_gmt":"2009-06-17T07:39:26","slug":"sister-wolf-gives-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/sister-wolf-gives-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Sister Wolf Gives Back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/no-hand-to-face-image.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2302\" title=\"no-hand-to-face-image\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/no-hand-to-face-image.jpg?resize=141%2C149\" alt=\"no-hand-to-face-image\" width=\"141\" height=\"149\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>With the help of my webmaster, I am able to offer all bloggers* this handy symbol of assurance that <strong>no hand-to-face poses<\/strong> will appear on your blog, except in cases of mockery or irony.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to copy this image and use with confidence! If you like it, give a shout out to Charlie over <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.milesfromnashville.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.&nbsp;\u00a0 Certain restrictions apply, blah blah blah, just don&#8217;t ask me what they are, I&#8217;m not a lawyer.<\/p>\n<p>* Over the age of 18<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With the help of my webmaster, I am able to offer all bloggers* this handy symbol of assurance that no hand-to-face poses will appear on your blog, except in cases of mockery or irony. Please feel free to copy this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/sister-wolf-gives-back\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12],"tags":[433,482,619],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-B9","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2303"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}