{"id":231,"date":"2006-12-23T17:45:23","date_gmt":"2006-12-24T01:45:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2006\/12\/23\/666\/"},"modified":"2007-05-27T20:00:57","modified_gmt":"2007-05-28T04:00:57","slug":"666","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/666\/","title":{"rendered":"666"},"content":{"rendered":"

The only thing better than a Christian evangelist is a delusional Christian evangelist who sees 666 everywhere. My friend Tony led me to the Jesus is Savior<\/a> website, where a nutcase called Texe Marrs reveals the hidden satanic imagery in so-called innocent corporations like Lucent, Microsoft, Apple, Proctor & Gamble and of course Disneyland.<\/p>\n

Nothing new there; we all know those companies work for the devil. But did you know that Helen Keller was a Satanist too? Me neither! But she was cleverly throwing a holla to Satan when she devised the sign language for I Love You. Not just Helen, but Bill Clinton, too. Shit, there goes my whole fantasy about a \u2018special\u2019 day with Bill Clinton and Sasha Baron Cohen. Sasha and I will have to go it alone.<\/p>\n

Everywhere you look, the devil-worshippers are at it, tricking god-fearing citizens into buying their filthy products or voting for them, or just tempting people into making films about them starring Patty Duke<\/a>. They are continuously foisting their evil agenda upon us, even as we use Adobe photoshop (Adobe = Prince of Darkness)<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not sure I feel good about the name \u201c Texe Marrs<\/a>.” What kind of name is that, anyway? Is it an anagram for RAT REM SEX, which is a disgusting perversion involving rats dreaming about sex or vice-versa? It makes me sick, that\u2019s all I know. Let\u2019s keep an eye on that bastard. But not the all-seeing CBS eye, because duh, that place is run by pagan philistines, like the Pope<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"