{"id":2315,"date":"2009-06-20T19:43:44","date_gmt":"2009-06-21T03:43:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2315"},"modified":"2009-06-20T19:43:44","modified_gmt":"2009-06-21T03:43:44","slug":"who-would-you-believe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/who-would-you-believe\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Would You Believe?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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So here’s the story<\/a>. The girl on the right is suing the tattoo artist on the left, claiming that she asked for 3 little stars on her face but ended up with 56.<\/p>\n

Kimberly, 18, said she fell asleep while she was being tattooed. What a liar! Even if she isn’t lying, and she is, anyone who’d let that guy near them with a needle is out of their fucking mind.<\/p>\n

Here’s another question. Should I have used “whom” in the title instead of “who?” I have no idea. When I don’t like the sound of “whom,” I don’t use it. That’s the rule I follow.<\/p>\n

But I came across a blog<\/a> whose authors are probably very nice girls, where a pair of old photos of Mick and Bianca Jagger is captioned: “how incredible are bianca and mick…I can’t decide whom I like best.”<\/em><\/strong> Is this good grammar? Mick, whom do you like best, Bianca or yourself?<\/p>\n

In any case, one of the commenters noted: \u00a0 “I think it\u2019s seeing the both of them together that makes my heart race.”<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

I think this is even better than smitten<\/strong>, or “that sweater stole my heart!”<\/strong> <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

It makes my heart race when I discover new phrases to bother people with, or rather, with which to bother people.<\/strong>
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