{"id":2381,"date":"2009-06-26T22:02:16","date_gmt":"2009-06-27T06:02:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2381"},"modified":"2009-06-26T22:02:16","modified_gmt":"2009-06-27T06:02:16","slug":"billie-jean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/billie-jean\/","title":{"rendered":"Billie Jean*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/amanda-at-keyboard.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2383\" title=\"amanda-at-keyboard\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/amanda-at-keyboard-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"amanda-at-keyboard\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/amanda-at-keyboard.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/amanda-at-keyboard.jpg?w=604&amp;ssl=1 604w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>*Listen <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=zTaI7pu-6ps\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a><\/p>\n<p>~<\/p>\n<p>Amanda Palmer shows attract misfits,<br \/>\nThe disenfranchised<br \/>\nCute gay Latino boy with his Mohawk lover<br \/>\nNoserings must get caught when they kiss<\/p>\n<p>My sons are amped up and ready<br \/>\nOne angry about taking off his hat.<br \/>\nThe other<br \/>\nProtects me from a big sweaty douche<br \/>\nWho pushes up behind me, up<br \/>\nAgainst me with his big male self<\/p>\n<p>Amanda is sad about Michael Jackson<br \/>\nBut not sentimental<br \/>\nBillie Jean is not the one<br \/>\nBut is<br \/>\nThe one we want her to sing<\/p>\n<p>She opens her legs at her piano,<br \/>\nWide open<br \/>\nCreamy thighs like the ones men<br \/>\nAlways talk about.<\/p>\n<p>I see for the first time<br \/>\nWhy they want to bury their heads there<br \/>\nAmanda works us over like a first rate whore<br \/>\nAnd delivers us from our petty differences<\/p>\n<p>Even the big fat girl in the wedding dress<br \/>\nTakes on the glow of a martyr in holy communion<br \/>\nWith the Source<\/p>\n<p>I feel a Christlike compassion for the fat girl<br \/>\nFor the gay boys,<br \/>\nThe Goth schoolgirls swaying, arms around each other<br \/>\nThe nerd holding up a lighter<br \/>\nBut not the big douche.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Listen here ~ Amanda Palmer shows attract misfits, The disenfranchised Cute gay Latino boy with his Mohawk lover Noserings must get caught when they kiss My sons are amped up and ready One angry about taking off his hat. The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/billie-jean\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,11,6],"tags":[530,536,488],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-Cp","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}