{"id":2437,"date":"2009-06-30T22:06:52","date_gmt":"2009-07-01T06:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2437"},"modified":"2009-06-30T22:06:52","modified_gmt":"2009-07-01T06:06:52","slug":"shoe-problems-solved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/shoe-problems-solved\/","title":{"rendered":"Shoe Problems Solved"},"content":{"rendered":"

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So many lives are hanging by a thread because of shoes. I came upon yet another blogger<\/a> who nearly died of a broken heart when she couldn’t get the ACNE shoes she wanted. Thank god she found another pair of shoes, by Minimarket<\/a>, which then nearly killed her before it all worked out.<\/p>\n

I see a real need for consolation cards, especially now “in this economy.” How much would you give to never hear the words “in this economy<\/strong>” again? Anyway, I am too stupid to grasp photoshop so this card is the best I could do. I would also like to see a sympathy card for the loved ones of someone whose shoe anguish drove them to suicide.<\/p>\n

You know, “Sorry for Your Loss, May She Find Those Shoes in Heaven<\/strong>,” that sort of thing.<\/p>\n

Now that I’m not supposed to shop, I finally carried out my dream of painting some shoes silver. It worked pretty well, although not as well as I expected. I feel good about it. I’m not a DIY person, so it’s an achievement. I do like to spray-paint shit. Just ask Queen Marie<\/a>.<\/p>\n

These shoes were formerly black and around 15 years old. Now they are new, voila!<\/p>\n

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