{"id":2464,"date":"2009-07-02T23:39:20","date_gmt":"2009-07-03T07:39:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2464"},"modified":"2009-07-02T23:39:20","modified_gmt":"2009-07-03T07:39:20","slug":"i-want-doesnt-get","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-want-doesnt-get\/","title":{"rendered":"I Want Doesn&#8217;t Get"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dominic-jones-jewellery-gloves.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2463\" title=\"dominic-jones-jewellery-gloves\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dominic-jones-jewellery-gloves-300x212.jpg?resize=300%2C212\" alt=\"dominic-jones-jewellery-gloves\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dominic-jones-jewellery-gloves.jpg?resize=300%2C212&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dominic-jones-jewellery-gloves.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ladies, do we love these crazy gloves? <strong>Dominic Jones<\/strong> has a new line of jewelry out, including leather gloves with white gold plated nails. They also come in red, with gold nails.<\/p>\n<p>Whoever he is, his ad campaign is working. I want to be these hot girls. If&nbsp;\u00a0 I could, I&#8217;d buy the girls instead of the jewelry. Maybe not Lizzy Jagger, though. I sense too much trouble there.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dominic-jones-jewellery-hot-girls.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2465\" title=\"dominic-jones-jewellery-hot-girls\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dominic-jones-jewellery-hot-girls-300x212.jpg?resize=300%2C212\" alt=\"dominic-jones-jewellery-hot-girls\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dominic-jones-jewellery-hot-girls.jpg?resize=300%2C212&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dominic-jones-jewellery-hot-girls.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Much of this jewelry looks remarkably like <a href=\"http:\/\/hannahmartinlondon.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Hannah Martin<\/a>&#8216;s distinctive designs, but she&#8217;s probably too busy for a lawsuit. (God, I love her. Read an interview with her<a href=\"http:\/\/itsmenswear.wordpress.com\/tag\/hannah-martin\/\" target=\"_blank\"> here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>There is something liberating about looking for cool things when there&#8217;s no possibility of buying them. I won&#8217;t be grinding my teeth and trying not to reach for my credit card! I am flat broke!<\/p>\n<p>Nonetheless, there&#8217;s no arguing that hot girls in leather and jewels are a nice change from you-know-who.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies, do we love these crazy gloves? Dominic Jones has a new line of jewelry out, including leather gloves with white gold plated nails. They also come in red, with gold nails. Whoever he is, his ad campaign is working. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-want-doesnt-get\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[631,15,63],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-DK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2464"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2464"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2464\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}