{"id":2485,"date":"2009-07-05T21:17:54","date_gmt":"2009-07-06T05:17:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2485"},"modified":"2009-07-05T21:17:54","modified_gmt":"2009-07-06T05:17:54","slug":"you-can-take-the-cunt-out-of-wasilla-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/you-can-take-the-cunt-out-of-wasilla-but\/","title":{"rendered":"You Can Take the Cunt Out of Wasilla, But"},"content":{"rendered":"

How does the rest of it go? Oh, never mind. How about this instead: In a letter to her followers, trying to clarify her reason for quitting, Mrs. Palin explained “It’s about country.”<\/p>\n

Sheeit Negro! That’s all you had to say<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Not that it makes any sense. Here’s her letter<\/a>, if you want to bother with it. It’s more of the same incoherent whining. “It’s about country” reminds me of Donna Karan saying “It’s about comfort.” I just don’t like sentences that begin with “It’s about.” \u00a0 But at least Donna Karan has given us some \u00a0 good fashion, which you cannot say of Mrs. Palin unless you live in a trailer park.<\/p>\n

One of Mrs. Palin’s stated reasons for quitting her job is that people have been mean to Trig. I didn’t give it another thought until I read this statement given to CNN by Palin’s faithfully deranged spokesperson Meghan Stapleton. Brace yourself.<\/p>\n

“Recently we learned of a malicious desecration of a photo of the Governor and baby Trig that has become an iconic representation of a mother’s love for a special needs child. The mere idea of someone doctoring the photo of a special needs baby is appalling.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Oooh, you can doctor a picture of a regular baby, but not a special needs baby. Good to know! Here’s the desecration, posted by Alaskan activist Celtic Diva<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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The face superimposed on the baby is Eddie Burke, a talk-show host who supports Mrs. P.<\/p>\n

This photo was so horrible, so mean, so un-American, that Stapleton wanted President Obama to intervene. She went on to say:<\/p>\n

“Babies and children are off limits. It is past time to restore decency in politics and real tolerance for all Americans. The Obama Administration sets the moral compass for its party. We ask that special needs children be loved, respected and accepted and that this type of degeneracy be condemned<\/strong>.”<\/p>\n

Wow! It’s degeneracy! I thought it was just photoshopping.<\/p>\n

Now that Mrs. P is threatening to sue the internet<\/a> for spreading rumors about her reasons for quitting, \u00a0 I can only hope she finds out how many times I’ve called her a crazy bitch and a stupid cunt. A nice lawsuit would direct more traffic here, and then maybe I could designs some shoes for Urban Outfitter or somehow get enough money to pay my car registration bill!<\/p>\n

Help me out Mrs. Palin, you fucking numskull!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"