{"id":2496,"date":"2009-07-07T20:37:48","date_gmt":"2009-07-08T04:37:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2496"},"modified":"2009-07-07T20:37:48","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T04:37:48","slug":"i-told-you-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-told-you-so\/","title":{"rendered":"I Told You So"},"content":{"rendered":"

I told you girdles<\/a> and suspender belts were hot, but would you listen? \u00a0 Now, Dior<\/a> is on board, and let’s see who can resist the call.<\/p>\n

Girdles, garter belts, industrial strength brassieres, it’s all good. Taking a hint from Amanda Palmer, I’d like to strut around in a black garter belt, raggedy stockings and army boots. I don’t know what could be more ’empowering’ and inviting at the same time.<\/p>\n

I hate the word “empowering”, by the way. \u00a0 What I mean is, to revel in one’s sexual authority. \u00a0 If you’ve never worn a garter belt, try it and see it’s effect.<\/p>\n

I once knew a woman whose husband’s preference in lingerie was plain white underwear. \u00a0 I tried not to let on how horrified and disgusted I was: \u00a0 What a fucking \u00a0 freak! It wasn’t like he wanted a schoolgirl, it was more of a Pottery Barn aesthetic. I guess he thought sexy underwear was vulgar. Sure enough, she had an affair with a guy she worked with, but he turned out to be a pantyhose enthusiast. I’m not sure what this proves.<\/p>\n

Today I went out with my BFF and bought a bra from a sale rack. I was later surprised to hear that this constitutes “shopping.” \u00a0 Since when is buying a bra shopping?! \u00a0 I also bought a lipstick, which I know<\/em> isn’t shopping, it’s just restocking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"