{"id":2503,"date":"2009-07-08T20:26:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-09T04:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2503"},"modified":"2009-07-08T20:26:01","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T04:26:01","slug":"daphne-guinness-is-just-normal-get-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/daphne-guinness-is-just-normal-get-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Daphne Guinness is Just Normal, Get it?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/videos.nymag.com\/embed\/player\/?content=87XLMB3CFRGMSYY7&#038;widget_type_cid=svp&#038;title_height=24\" width=\"316\" height=\"259\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowtransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I know everybody loves Daphne Guinness. I&#8217;m about to get sacrilegious.<\/p>\n<p>Why does she talk like she has marbles in her mouth? Are her lips okay? Does she signify anything besides wealth and acquisitiveness?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry! I&#8217;m prepared to be banished from the internet for this impropriety. That&#8217;s okay, this interview makes me want to kill myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know everybody loves Daphne Guinness. I&#8217;m about to get sacrilegious. Why does she talk like she has marbles in her mouth? Are her lips okay? Does she signify anything besides wealth and acquisitiveness? I&#8217;m sorry! I&#8217;m prepared to be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/daphne-guinness-is-just-normal-get-it\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,2,11],"tags":[56,636,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-En","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2503"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}