{"id":2511,"date":"2009-07-08T23:56:04","date_gmt":"2009-07-09T07:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2511"},"modified":"2009-07-08T23:56:04","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T07:56:04","slug":"beauty-and-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/beauty-and-babies\/","title":{"rendered":"Beauty and Babies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/blanket.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2512\" title=\"blanket\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/blanket-208x300.jpg?resize=208%2C300\" alt=\"blanket\" width=\"208\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/blanket.jpg?resize=208%2C300&amp;ssl=1 208w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/blanket.jpg?w=377&amp;ssl=1 377w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 208px) 100vw, 208px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Look at Blanket.&nbsp;\u00a0 It almost hurts to see such a beautiful child.&nbsp;\u00a0 I can&#8217;t stop looking at him.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/into-thefray.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/01\/curtains-drapes-honesty\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ambika<\/a> asked me to list Ten Honest Things, so my outburst above is number 1.<\/p>\n<p>2. I love babies.<br \/>\n3. I want a baby.<br \/>\n4. When I offer to babysit,&nbsp;\u00a0 people are scared off by my neediness.<br \/>\n5. I love to watch little kids when I&#8217;m in line at the post office.<br \/>\n6. I love it when they fall down.<br \/>\n7. I love toy babies and baby parts, like these <a href=\"http:\/\/aplusrstore.com\/product_detail.php?show=product&amp;pid=263&amp;cid=105\" target=\"_blank\">soap baby hands<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/baby-hand-soaps.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-2514\" title=\"baby-hand-soaps\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/baby-hand-soaps-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"baby-hand-soaps\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/baby-hand-soaps.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/baby-hand-soaps.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/baby-hand-soaps.jpg?w=350&amp;ssl=1 350w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>8.&nbsp;\u00a0 Both of my babies were more beautiful than any baby ever.<br \/>\n9. I was pretty cute too, but by five I looked like Anne Frank.<br \/>\n10.&nbsp;\u00a0 I am still in awe of this photo, after 16 years.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/meandcharl.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2515\" title=\"meandbaby\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/meandcharl-300x257.gif?resize=300%2C257\" alt=\"meandbaby\" width=\"300\" height=\"257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/meandcharl.gif?resize=300%2C257&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/meandcharl.gif?w=541&amp;ssl=1 541w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look at Blanket.&nbsp;\u00a0 It almost hurts to see such a beautiful child.&nbsp;\u00a0 I can&#8217;t stop looking at him. Ambika asked me to list Ten Honest Things, so my outburst above is number 1. 2. I love babies. 3. 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