{"id":2589,"date":"2009-07-18T01:55:46","date_gmt":"2009-07-18T09:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2589"},"modified":"2009-07-18T01:55:46","modified_gmt":"2009-07-18T09:55:46","slug":"the-horror-of-insomnia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-horror-of-insomnia\/","title":{"rendered":"The Horror of Insomnia"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This is what happens when you stay up too late. You start looking at shit on the Karmaloop<\/a> website. Pretty soon you don’t know what to think. \u00a0 Here’s their exclusive Catfight Jeans, only around \u00a0 $50-something dollars.<\/p>\n

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Here’s the Exclusive Brianel l******s, which I’m sure many girls love for their irony factor. Can’t remember what they cost.<\/p>\n

Finally, for $80, here’s a dead thing that is available only in VERY LIMITED QUANTITIES, so hurry the hell up and order<\/a> yours right now!<\/p>\n

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This is what happens when you stay up too late. You start looking at shit on the Karmaloop website. Pretty soon you don’t know what to think. \u00a0 Here’s their exclusive Catfight Jeans, only around \u00a0 $50-something dollars. Here’s the Exclusive Brianel … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[644,341,54],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-FL","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2589"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}