{"id":259,"date":"2007-02-04T16:23:45","date_gmt":"2007-02-05T00:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/02\/04\/exciting-new-weight-loss-product\/"},"modified":"2007-02-04T16:23:45","modified_gmt":"2007-02-05T00:23:45","slug":"exciting-new-weight-loss-product","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/exciting-new-weight-loss-product\/","title":{"rendered":"Exciting New Weight-Loss Product!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"body-sculpture.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/body-sculpture.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image258\" height=\"96\" alt=\"body-sculpture.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/body-sculpture.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I came across this <a href=\"http:\/\/tipsntrends.com\/viewproduct.php?id=f2fe299067a7d9a4bd07f914eee358d7\" target=\"_blank\">ad<\/a> in a magazine and I was sold by this promise:<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;Join forces with a complimentary toning lotion for a body that Micheal Angelo could&#8217;ve sculpted himself.&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t get much better, does it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came across this ad in a magazine and I was sold by this promise: &#8220;Join forces with a complimentary toning lotion for a body that Micheal Angelo could&#8217;ve sculpted himself.&#8221; It doesn&#8217;t get much better, does it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-4b","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}