{"id":2595,"date":"2009-07-19T22:05:49","date_gmt":"2009-07-20T06:05:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2595"},"modified":"2009-07-19T22:05:49","modified_gmt":"2009-07-20T06:05:49","slug":"lessons-from-madonna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lessons-from-madonna\/","title":{"rendered":"Lessons From Madonna"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Madonna was not put here on Earth just to annoy us, it turns out. \u00a0 We can learn from her, if only we open our hearts and minds.<\/p>\n

Look at the photo above. Really look. Are you receiving Her message? Madonna is teaching us, at her own great expense, that grueling daily workouts are a waste of time after a certain age. Your lean muscular arms will terrify, rather than please. Put down the weights and get some ice cream, She is saying. Turn on the TV, spend some time with the kids, let your body do what bodies do as they age.<\/p>\n

Her secondary message is, of course, the more you fatten up your face, the scarier you will look. Let’s thank her for sacrificing her facial contours to drive this lesson home. Thanks, Madge!<\/p>\n

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In this photo, Madonna<\/a> is leaving a hospital in Marseilles after making a special trip there to comfort the workers who were injured while building a stage for her concert.<\/p>\n

Click on the picture to ge the full impact. Now, what is she trying to teach us?<\/p>\n

If you answered, She’s teaching the value of a photo op, even in times of human tragedy, no, you are being too hasty and judgmental. Think harder.<\/p>\n

Madonna is saying, Black is serious, but it can still be fun! You can pretend to be mourning, but you can still choose some avant-garde menswear vest and some fierce high heels. You can say you’re devastated, but why just throw something on to meet a grieving widow? Work it!<\/p>\n

I for one feel a new tenderness towards Madge. She only wants to help. She even apologized to me personally when she announced during her concert in Undine, Italy: “I feel so devastated to be in any way associated with anyone’s suffering.”<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Why, thank you, Madonna! I appreciate your concern, just don’t do it again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"