{"id":2670,"date":"2009-07-26T13:21:35","date_gmt":"2009-07-26T21:21:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2670"},"modified":"2009-07-26T20:12:38","modified_gmt":"2009-07-27T04:12:38","slug":"the-real-housewives-of-venice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-real-housewives-of-venice\/","title":{"rendered":"The Real Housewives of Venice"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last night some time after midnight, while trying to figure out why I was watching a show called “Miami Social<\/strong>” since I can never remember who the characters are or which ones are the more offensive, I was rudely interrupted by police helicopters circling over my house.<\/p>\n

It became so noisy that my husband looked outside and said there were police cars in the street, flashing lights and talking on their radios.<\/p>\n

For the next 3 hours, \u00a0 the helicopters circled and every so often a directive was given through a bullhorn, like “You have one minute to come out and put down your weapons.<\/em><\/strong>” This particular announcement was really exciting as I watched through my front window. I complained to my husband, “Now they need to follow up with a consequence!” As every parent knows, you can’t just issue a One Minute threat and then not deliver. It’s just bad behaviorism.<\/p>\n

I called the LAPD <\/strong>early on in this adventure to ask what was going on, and was told that the cops were looking for a suspect in a domestic violence incident. Today, I’d like to know if they caught the suspect or if he’s hiding in my garage.<\/p>\n

Anyway, after narrating the action to my husband, screaming “Ooooh, girl, there are 3, no 4 cops at the door over there! Break in the door! Go in there!” I finally gave up and went to look at my YSL Rive Gauche<\/strong> sequin top that I just got at my neighbor hood thrift store.<\/p>\n

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No police action can stop the hoarding and modeling at the Sister Wolf household. That’s just life in Venice. \u00a0 The show must go on.<\/p>\n

This top is really amazing, must more impressive in person. It zips up the side for a perfect snug fit, and there are little zippers at the cuffs too. One of the shoulders opens with tiny concealed snaps under the gold epaulettes. \u00a0 There’s a chevron beaded design among all the sequins, and the lining is silk.<\/p>\n

Here are the options (assuming the suspect isn’t in my garage and doesn’t kill me) –
\n1. I can list this top on eBay
\n2. I can keep it.<\/p>\n

If \u00a0 I keep it, what would I wear it with?!? And since I have nowhere to go, why would I wear it?<\/p>\n

Okay, I’m ending this episode with a cliffhanger. Please advise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"