{"id":268,"date":"2007-02-17T20:45:59","date_gmt":"2007-02-18T04:45:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/02\/17\/celebrity-meltdowns\/"},"modified":"2007-02-17T20:45:59","modified_gmt":"2007-02-18T04:45:59","slug":"celebrity-meltdowns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/celebrity-meltdowns\/","title":{"rendered":"Celebrity Meltdowns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"save-britney1.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/save-britney1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image267\" height=\"96\" alt=\"save-britney1.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/save-britney1.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nothing could have distracted me from the Anna Nicole Smith drama except this frightening picture of Britney Spears,&nbsp;\u00a0revealing a woman in the throes of a nervous breakdown. I can&#8217;t watch, but I can&#8217;t look away.<\/p>\n<p>If <a href=\"http:\/\/movies.yahoo.com\/movie\/1800125435\/info\" target=\"_blank\">Taxi Driver<\/a> is anything to go by, Britney is on the verge of a murderous rampage. I&#8217;m very worried, and I need this to be resolved so I can get back to Anna.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing could have distracted me from the Anna Nicole Smith drama except this frightening picture of Britney Spears,&nbsp;\u00a0revealing a woman in the throes of a nervous breakdown. I can&#8217;t watch, but I can&#8217;t look away. If Taxi Driver is anything &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/celebrity-meltdowns\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,9,5,8,1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-4k","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}